Welcome to the page of payne!
After sitting around for a while and thinking about building a site for myself, I finally did something about it. The only problem is, I have yet to discover what kind of stuff belongs on a personal site...
I finally decided it did not really matter, so I just threw some random stuff I had laying around up, in a format that was fun to design.
Check out the new bad-poetry sidebar on Joyer.com. I don't write the poetry, but I consider the author of the page, Mike Joyer, to be the best friend I have. He runs a "fan club" in my honor, which completely baffles me. The web-based fan club eventually led to some of my family members attaching "[ANDY PAYNE FAN CLUB]" bumper stickers to their cars.